Monday, August 15, 2011

So last nite I got on the bus to get home and I was offended by the driver...?

Well actchelly the bouncer at the Blue Hoister refused to let me in becos he sed my platforms were too high and my flares were too wide and Bruno and the other guyz got in and left me outside with a bunch o' giggling s taking the mickey out of me, which was bad enough. But when i got on the bus the driver, who must have been a phobe, started driving off before I was even sitting down. I nearly fell off my platforms and screamed without meaning to. I had to hang on to the straps like tarzan on steroids while he went bombing round corners and everything. And all I could do was swing about like a skeleton tied to the rearview mirror of a chaves saxo! By the time I got off I was seasick. So can I sue the bus company for making me the victim of a phobic hate attack? And how much compensation can I get out of thm?

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